Daniel Kendell

Burnout paradise is, an awesome game. It does however, have one issue. Here I am, I’m driving in what can only be described as a less than christian manner, hurtling down these long roads at ludicrous speed. Up the ramp, slide around long wide corner quick boost fires you up and over another ramp, smash through a billboard, up again, smash again come plummeting down onto the road. Straight across, up the stairs, through that building, out the side to land straight down into a tunnel. Smash through the wire fence, though the tunnel where you are then delivered back to street level. It’s fucking beautiful until……… WHAM! Alas, surprise wall.